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Re: Castlevania Humor
« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2013, 06:06:00 PM »
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Thank and sorry for hotlinking.

I found my 2004 hacked. It cause from bug. lol

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Re: Castlevania Humor
« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2013, 12:35:10 AM »
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Ohoho~ CV humor?


Here is a tale that cometh from a land far, far away.

Once upon a time, there lived 5 characters. The Soul Stealing Soma, the Glyph Wielding Shanoa, the Darkling Alucard, Jonathan Morris, and last, but not least, CHARLOTTE, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL.

Within this land, these 5 beings lived in Harmony. They fought together to gain fruits for their labor, though times were tough and harsh. They farmed and farmed and farmed for things such as a "Chaos Ring" in the depths of hell, or a "Dracula's Tunic", which they spent nearly eight hours a day searching through Dracula's lacy unmentionables and crushing piles of books, which for some reason were all blank.

However, as tough as things were, the one person on their team, the great Charlotte, still stood by their side. She didn't need much. All she required was an Astral Ring and her now maxed Heal spell to have all of the power she needed. Needed a hallway cleared? Let her summon her gunman minions to shoot 'em dead. Having boss problems? She'll be waiting outside with a Water of Life, and if not, she'll take your place and end the boss herself. Having health problems? JUST LIFT YOUR HEART AND THOU SHALT BE-lolwups wrong material.

The Charlotte was a kind young lady. Others went to her to regain their health and turned to her to have the monsters return to sender. However, all great lights have long shadows to follow them. There was a wicked child amongst them, jealous of her talents. This wicked child's name was Soma Cruz. He had the Valmanway. He needed all of the rarest items to become the strongest. However, he didn't have the capabilities to do so. Charlotte had all of that. At his best, he was subpar only to Charlotte. He, and all of his minions called the "Trollmas", had other plans for the lady.

Together, they planned a mass sacrifice, 30,000 Valmanways and Berzerker Armors they gave to the god of Harmony, called Konami. Appeased by this sacrifice, they proceeded to give what the Trollmas desired.

All that the other characters saw, was that the wicked child had grown powerful and abused them, and their mistress, hit smack dab in the middle of the chest with a "patch" feel to the deepest pits of Tartarus.

Now, the Trollmas came and multiplied, taking gains for themselves, kicking out those who weren't playing as their god, Soma, and driving the land of Harmony into Despair.

However, a few things are noted. Charlotte is indeed strong, and a full blast of a patch couldn't have completely killed her. People also noticed when they go into hell, or as it was renamed "Chapter 3: End of Chaos", they hear a strange gibbering sound coming near the Hot Dog food. There are legends that eating many of these can restore their strength, their power and glory. And Alucard, Shanoa and Jonathan all agreed that they felt something sad...and vengeful, simply watching and waiting near the hot dog....

Their hope, their final hope is that it wants to make a comeback.
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« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2013, 12:47:49 PM »
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Hmm...eh, still fresh enough to kick back to life.

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Re: Castlevania Humor
« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2014, 11:59:40 PM »
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Re: Castlevania Humor
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2014, 09:45:24 AM »
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"To describe this madness? Give all the bosses steroids, and put them in a line."
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Re: Castlevania Humor
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2014, 01:27:56 AM »
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4hwP6I2gTs

This funny gem happened awhile back. Menace refused to get up.
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Re: Castlevania Humor
« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2014, 03:09:14 PM »
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Very funny, here my contribution

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Re: Castlevania Humor
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2016, 04:28:53 AM »
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Could I just...put his here? Thanks.


It's interesting to see things from another perspective. :)
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« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2016, 03:55:42 PM »
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Found this
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« Reply #40 on: November 17, 2016, 12:12:31 PM »
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Also read the comment section of the video.


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Re: Castlevania Humor
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« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2017, 03:27:58 AM »
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...now we juste need to figure out what that second one means. Besides the body language, of course.
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Re: Castlevania Humor
« Reply #43 on: January 10, 2017, 10:34:30 AM »
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Sums up my reaction.

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